If you were walking and talking in the 1970’s, you probably have some recollection of the turtleneck’s heyday. The heppest of cats would strut down the streets of America, their high-collared sweaters rolled around their necks, set amid their wide lapels, just below their U-bar mustaches. If you can remember that, you probably remember the horrific aftermath of it, when those hep cats grew dingy, and so did their turtlenecks.
For those who can remember, and those who can’t, we say look alive: the turtleneck sweater is back. It emerged on the runways of most major labels in recent seasons, and the man on the street finds himself with the option of wearing a turtleneck seriously for the first time in decades. If you weren’t around in the 70’s, the turtleneck can evoke bad memories of elementary school in the 90’s, but we advise you not to fear. Let’s lay down some ground rules. First, the turtleneck’s natural state is as a sweater- avoid the turtleneck shirts. Avoid the mocknecks too: half the point of wearing a genuine turtleneck is that you can roll the neck down until it hits its sweet spot, coming right up to your jaw. If you’re going out for the evening, consider a turtleneck in a neutral shade under a darker sportcoat; it’s a great alternative to a shirt and tie. When wearing a turtleneck alone, it’s better to go for a thicker knit, and taking on a bold pattern can help the sweater stand for itself. Finally, don’t be afraid to go luxe when buying. Nothing will put the nylon and polyester nightmares of the 80’s further in the grave than a turtleneck in birdseye lambswool or rich cashmere.
A final word of caution: the turtleneck is not the most forgiving of garments. It flatters a leaner, toner torso. We won’t say you can’t wear it if your waistline is broader than your shoulders, but you might think twice about it.
Also: you need swagger.
